A dog ran out of it’s yard after me, and found out it was a bad idea

I was jogging yesterday. I had my ipod on and I hear barking. A dog is running out of it’s yard to track me down. So I stopped. I turned around and gave it it my ravenous animal look and and curled my fingers in claws. And I lunged forward, intent to devour it. That dog dog skidded to a stop right quick.  it’s legs struggled to gain traction on the street as it attempted the quickest U-turn possible. Then it was Nick Coates chasing the dog down the street. I decided to be nice and let him/her run back into it’s yard. I just wish that it had started pooping as it ran away.